flavored vodka is pretty much just a lame excuse for dumb ass bitches who like high fructose cocktails and cant handle their liquor. but if you’re a bitch that ain’t afraid of getting dirt under your fingernails, who prefer men with hairy chests and considers profanity to be a sure goddamn fucking sign of genius…-well then its quite possible you’ll find that the act of swashbuckling a bottle of blueberi stoli is high on your list.
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