If you’re down for some shit kickin, cunt fuckin, dick lickin…good old fashion fun-(the kind you bring home to mom and pop) then this motherfucking dope ass shit is gonna be the perfect game for you!
step one) roll over a bunch of shitty ass bullshit.
step motherfucking two) get bigger.
step three…)roll over some bigger shitty ass bullshit.
step four) get even bigger (dont get pregnant).
step five) shoot syphilitic laser beams out of your eyeballs and take over the world.
I like this game (mostly cause there are a bunch of pretty pink sparkly things everywhere, sometimes, and cause i like mermaids…) and so should you…
now go get drunk and treat your ladies’ clitoris right.
Katamari Forever
